Daily Journal 3/30/11

A clock winked.....

This makes no sense what so ever. A clock can't wink, and I cannot create a story about a clock winking even if I do have to use my imagination. SO...... ummm.. hmmmm idk. I just want to go home and sleep and play WoW and sleep some more.... I want to be done with school! So I can finally Graduate and go to AIT for the second part of my training. Infantry is probably the best choice in the military! :) hands on with weapons pretty much throughout all of my training for 7 weeks! :). Get to go back down to ATL Georgia in the nice 100 degree weather everday haha running 10 miles a day and 8 hours of sleep... thats more sleep then I get here

Daily Journal 3/29/11

I had nothing exciting over spring break. I just slept in, did some homework. here's my schedule

Friday (start of spring break)
got home and played WoW all night
went to bed at 6 a.m

Saturday
Woke up @ 1
Got some cereal
Went to LA Fitness for about 1.5 hours
Took a shower
Got dressed
Played WoW
Bed @ 6 a.m....
... this goes on through ( Mon. Tues. Wed. Thurs. Fri. Sat.)
Sunday ( Last day of break
Woke up @ 1
Showered
Got dressed
played WoW
Went to BDs Mongolian Grill with the family @ 6:30
Girlfriend came back from europe
Went home and did some homework
Bed @ 4 a.m.

Daily Journal 3/28/11

Write from the point of view of a spoon inside a dishwasher.
Spoon: " ugh I hate soup day! The soup is always to hot and burns my face. Why can't they server cold soup?"

Fork: " Suck it up and be a man"

Spoon: " I would if i was a straw but I'm a spoon so yeah"

Fork: " You smart mouthing me boy? I'll drown you in a bowl of cereal."

Spoon: " Well you know what...."

*SLAM*
*CLICK*

Spoon: " What was that?"

Fork: " Oh yeah time for the ride to start!"

Spoon: " What is this ride?"

Fork: " It's a big splash of water that whirls around use washing everthing away. Then onces thats done it showers more water on us to rinse it off. Then finally my favorite part. It heats up and starts to fog up like a steam room."

Spoon: " Sounds scary but yet very relaxing"

Knife: " Shut up and enjoy!"

Dail Journal 3/17/11

I once dreamed about dinosaurs.... But i don't reall have what normal people would call "dreams". Most peoples dreams are things that are funny or happy. My dreams are more of what people would consider a nightmare. All my "dreams" are dangerous, daring, and very violent................................................................. I just want it to be spring break so I can PvP with my shadow priest and my warrior.ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
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My story is going to be about how in the future everone is wearing a helmet that brings them to another world where its back in fantas tpe word with magic and knights etc. and these creatures that can shapeshift tr and take over

Daily Journal 3/15/11

Me: *WAVE AT LADY IN CAR*
Lady: Oh why herro.
Me: Oh herro Asian Rady
Lady: I can pronounce my L's just fine sir.
Me: oh really!?
Lady: Yes really
Me: say you love something
Lady: I Love my shoe car
Me: Oh I rove it to. Me rove it rong time.
Lady: I hate you
THE END!!!! :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Daily Journal 3/14/11

It was another day at sea with my crew. The sun was shinning bright, temperature rising as the sea boiled a cool boil. We set sail for an island where the tale was that there was a large loot of boot on the island and the first pirate to get it would be a living legend. So many people before me tried to get to the island but have failed and never been heard from again. My crew and I knew this journey would be a long and dangerous one but we were up for the challenge. So we set sail at the crack of dawn. Three weeks later here we are!. about 2 days away from the island and all the booty a man could ask for.... (2 days later) "attack!!!! Drop the rear flank all men on deck." *RAWRRRRRR* "Sir the monster is to strong we can't defeat it with these lousy swords!". "Well use your teeth then scum we have nothing else to use. Our cannons are doing all they can.

Daily Journal 3/10/11

I'm not going to write about this bunny because I do not like bunnies. But I will say that it looks like the bunny ate a bulldozer. I'd prefer to try and write something on a red panda like this one.

I'm going to have one of these as a pet when I'm older.

Daily journal 3/9/11

Think of a fictional character you really like (from a book, movie, or TV show). Craft a story with that person losing the most valuable item to him or her.
 It was a late night and Spartan 117 was on patrol with his platoon. Patrol wasn't the best thing in the world to spartan 117 but he knew it was going to be a long day tomorrow. The enemy ship was on a crash course towards the spartan air support. He knew that his ship had to quickly get to the air support bay and help them defeat the covenant. Spartan 117 also known as Master Chief sat in the same spot not moving for hours. He was starring out at the horizon as the Halo glistened in the milky galaxy. Without knowing he did it he set his BR down as he just sat there and starred. One of the guys from his platoon thought it would be funny to take his BR and hide it. So Jeff slowly reaches for the weapon and manages to get the tip of his finger on it when *BAM* his hand is crushed in between the ground and Spartan 117's boot. He grunts in pain as he tries to pull his hand back but he can't...... This is BORING

Daily Journal 3/8/11

Theres a story of the paper and the shredder...

Paper #1:"Oh my Geezus! what's that sound!!!o.0 WTF! what is that thing?"

Paper #2:" IDK man but I'm getting out of here"

Paper #3: " How are you going to leave? Your a piece of paper. You have no legs or arms"

Paper #1:" He's right we can't go any where enless some one opens a window"

Paper #2:"No it can't end like this! I could have been used as scratch paper!!!!"

Paper #3:"... ehh could be worse"

Paper #2: " How so?"

Paper #3: " Could  be lit on fire and slowly burn"

Paper #1-2: " True"

Paper #3: " I just realized we are paper so of course we dont have arms or legs or hair or eyes. Which means we dont have mouths, so how are we talking?"

.... Silence

*RIPING SOUND*

*THE END*

Daily Journal 3/7/11

Marian Bartsch and Joey Catsalgi met on his first day of work. Marian was a nice guy very intelligent and new alot about politics and different views on society and the economy. Joey was also a fairly nice guy and also intelligent. Joey knew alot about the military and has been on deployment for about 2 years before he came back home to see his wife and kids and start a regular job. Joey had a rough childhood. His father died in the war and his mom had cancer. Joey had to take care of himself and his to ounger sisters alone, and to help with money Joey joined the military to not only help take care of his family but to fight for his country. These 2 guys both worked at a CIA building in Ohio where the pretty much sat around and talked and delivered documents to destinations that in which they needed to be received. One day Joey had to bring a file to his bosses work desk and on the folder it said confidential. Joe wanted to look but he knew it wasn't the right thing to do. As he was looking down at the folder and still walking he kept thinking i wonder what is in the folder. He kept looking at the folder thinking the same thing when all of a sudden! *BAM* he runs into the wall and drops the folder. Papers fall out and then he scrambles to pick them up. As he was picking up the last sheet he saw Marians picture on the page. It was files saying that Marian was going to be fired and replaced by some one with less experience who was willing to work for less pay. Now joey knew that to keep Marian from losing his job he either had to tell Marian to take a pay cut or else. So he quickly drops off the papers to his boss and runs back to his desk with was right next to Marians. He whispers to Marian "pst! Hey i just saw on our file that our going to get fired if they cant find someone to take a pay cut". " I know that's why I'd rather get fired Joey!. i need this job and as much money as i can get" said Marian. Joey just sat there and thought. He ran to his bosses office and said he would be willing to take a pa reduction so Marian could keep his job............. I'M SO BORED I'M SO BORED I'M SO BORED..... THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

Name Poem

Kevin

Kevin is kind

Energetic

Very good at video games

Into parkour

Never been out of country.

Daily Journal 3/4/11

You have just found out you are going to die. You are given all the money you could want. What would be your perfect day?
My perfect day would consist of me hanging out with my girlfriend and taking her out to eat some where really fancy. Buying a huge house in Germany and making it into a video game wonderland. I'd buy a huge plasma screen TV with surround sound all throughout out that house so when I play games people can hear when I blast bad kids in the head with my no scope's. Then I'd give the rest of the money away because I don't care for anything else. I mean im dying anyways why would i need all that money if it's just going to be gone in like 24 hours? So id give it away.

Etheree

Day
Is when
The brightness
Is the leader
You're at its mercy
It has the advantage
Cos you can't see, you're hopeless
Blind to what may be happening
You have no clue of where you'll end up
The brightness of the bright light engulf you

Daily Journal 2/3/11

10 important moments in my life...

1. Getting the most amazing girlfriend for senior year
2. Applying for colleges
3. Swearing in at MEPs to become part of the United States Army
4. Celebrating my 18th birthday with my family
5. Completing Army Basic Training without quitting.

Daily Ritual 3/1/11

How ridiculous I was as a octopus. Swimming around under the water with my weird twisting tentacles. I thought I looked silly trying to swim as they waved around treading to keep me a float. What I found weird was why am I an octopus swimming around in water? This is a bizarre dream. Usually when I have a dream about water that means I have to get up and use the bathroom... OH MY GEEZUS!!! I quickly snapped out of my dream and ran to the bathroom like a silly kangaroo trying to hop for its first time. WHEW! I made it! I used the bathroom without making my self look goofy walking around in wet pants.