Daily Journal 3/8/11

Theres a story of the paper and the shredder...

Paper #1:"Oh my Geezus! what's that sound!!!o.0 WTF! what is that thing?"

Paper #2:" IDK man but I'm getting out of here"

Paper #3: " How are you going to leave? Your a piece of paper. You have no legs or arms"

Paper #1:" He's right we can't go any where enless some one opens a window"

Paper #2:"No it can't end like this! I could have been used as scratch paper!!!!"

Paper #3:"... ehh could be worse"

Paper #2: " How so?"

Paper #3: " Could  be lit on fire and slowly burn"

Paper #1-2: " True"

Paper #3: " I just realized we are paper so of course we dont have arms or legs or hair or eyes. Which means we dont have mouths, so how are we talking?"

.... Silence

*RIPING SOUND*

*THE END*

Daily Journal 3/7/11

Marian Bartsch and Joey Catsalgi met on his first day of work. Marian was a nice guy very intelligent and new alot about politics and different views on society and the economy. Joey was also a fairly nice guy and also intelligent. Joey knew alot about the military and has been on deployment for about 2 years before he came back home to see his wife and kids and start a regular job. Joey had a rough childhood. His father died in the war and his mom had cancer. Joey had to take care of himself and his to ounger sisters alone, and to help with money Joey joined the military to not only help take care of his family but to fight for his country. These 2 guys both worked at a CIA building in Ohio where the pretty much sat around and talked and delivered documents to destinations that in which they needed to be received. One day Joey had to bring a file to his bosses work desk and on the folder it said confidential. Joe wanted to look but he knew it wasn't the right thing to do. As he was looking down at the folder and still walking he kept thinking i wonder what is in the folder. He kept looking at the folder thinking the same thing when all of a sudden! *BAM* he runs into the wall and drops the folder. Papers fall out and then he scrambles to pick them up. As he was picking up the last sheet he saw Marians picture on the page. It was files saying that Marian was going to be fired and replaced by some one with less experience who was willing to work for less pay. Now joey knew that to keep Marian from losing his job he either had to tell Marian to take a pay cut or else. So he quickly drops off the papers to his boss and runs back to his desk with was right next to Marians. He whispers to Marian "pst! Hey i just saw on our file that our going to get fired if they cant find someone to take a pay cut". " I know that's why I'd rather get fired Joey!. i need this job and as much money as i can get" said Marian. Joey just sat there and thought. He ran to his bosses office and said he would be willing to take a pa reduction so Marian could keep his job............. I'M SO BORED I'M SO BORED I'M SO BORED..... THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

Name Poem

Kevin

Kevin is kind

Energetic

Very good at video games

Into parkour

Never been out of country.

Daily Journal 3/4/11

You have just found out you are going to die. You are given all the money you could want. What would be your perfect day?
My perfect day would consist of me hanging out with my girlfriend and taking her out to eat some where really fancy. Buying a huge house in Germany and making it into a video game wonderland. I'd buy a huge plasma screen TV with surround sound all throughout out that house so when I play games people can hear when I blast bad kids in the head with my no scope's. Then I'd give the rest of the money away because I don't care for anything else. I mean im dying anyways why would i need all that money if it's just going to be gone in like 24 hours? So id give it away.

Etheree

Day
Is when
The brightness
Is the leader
You're at its mercy
It has the advantage
Cos you can't see, you're hopeless
Blind to what may be happening
You have no clue of where you'll end up
The brightness of the bright light engulf you

Daily Journal 2/3/11

10 important moments in my life...

1. Getting the most amazing girlfriend for senior year
2. Applying for colleges
3. Swearing in at MEPs to become part of the United States Army
4. Celebrating my 18th birthday with my family
5. Completing Army Basic Training without quitting.

Daily Ritual 3/1/11

How ridiculous I was as a octopus. Swimming around under the water with my weird twisting tentacles. I thought I looked silly trying to swim as they waved around treading to keep me a float. What I found weird was why am I an octopus swimming around in water? This is a bizarre dream. Usually when I have a dream about water that means I have to get up and use the bathroom... OH MY GEEZUS!!! I quickly snapped out of my dream and ran to the bathroom like a silly kangaroo trying to hop for its first time. WHEW! I made it! I used the bathroom without making my self look goofy walking around in wet pants.